Axeo the alien,s blog.

 Alice is in the mood for love and we just kissed for the first time. I might have caused Alice to lay a fertile egg that could if hidden in a safe warm place hatch into a baby alien.  She might be as the humans call it pregnant. 

 Alice and I have been drumming up support for me to take my throne back. I have lots more support than I expected to get. My uncle is trying to tell lies about me. He is making out I am an earthing.  I am trying to get proof that my uncle is telling lies. I think he caused me to crash and might have made Alice's ship run out of fuel. 

 I told them about the crash and my uncle started to cry. I told them to come and get me from earth.  Do you know what my uncle did. He told me he would take over the throne and leave me to rot on earth. With Alice and no one else.  I know how simba felt when his uncle stole his throne from him. Well if he wants a war he shall have one. My uncle Mars is a evil villain like scar.  I have sent a message to my people. They will help.  I hope they will. 

 The spaceship crashed. They are all dead except Alice and my father. We pulled Alice unharmed out of the wreckage. My father was badly hurt. He is going to die. I never expected to become king like this. My father has sighed and... I don't think he's breathing anymore.  Alice has tears in her eyes. I am now the king.  I am the king of titiana.  I am king axeo the 75th of titiana.  And I am bloody (earth swear word.) terrified. 

 Chatted to my father's commander Miss Alice Curtain who is looking for a man to marry. Not. She has made it clear she doesn't want a man to marry her even if he is the future king. She has been given the position my ship crashed at. She is coming to earth on a spaceship to rescue me.  I told her my new position at earth. My father and a few others are coming too. Alice is one of them.  so Bob, Kevin, Stuart, Fred, Grace, Hope, King [DAD] Axeo the 74th and Alice are coming to pick me up on Halloween night or about then. I will let you know when they come.  If you are wondering how we have young. We lay eggs as we are not mammals. We have no nipples. We do not suckle them with milk.  My pet human was shocked to find that out. We also take care of our babies very well. Like elephants or lions do on earth or even crocodiles do.  Anyway the point is that I fancy Alice. I love Alice. I love Alice so much I want to...… kiss her, hold her, squeeze her and make eggs with her.  I don

  i drew my galaxy on my pet lizzie's laptop and she told me about planet earth and the milky way. we then played with sylvanian families. i told her that we respect nature and always plant more trees when we cut one down, we eat what we kill and use the bones and fur left over.  we are omnivores like humans [well some humans are] and eat what we can catch or find.  we can use the power of the black hole in the centre of our galaxy and store the energy in giant batteries. it lasts a while.  also there are eight trillion five hundred thousand eight hundred and seventy two of us and about eight billion of you but don't panic. we are friendly and peaceful. [mostly]