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Greetings earthling future pets of the future king of titiana I have crashed my spaceship that I got for my 18th birthday and landed in an amazon warehouse. Only to be sold to some human as her pet. I was rudely thrown in a box and parcelled up. I am now labelled as dispatched even though I am still alive. I find it very dark and I must snooze a while. Just shut my eyes for five minutes. I will.

Still on this boat for another week.

September 18, 2020

Luckily the cabin crew let me out the box. Which is good cause I needed to pee and poo. I am eating chicken soup and rice. Or it is better known as chicken and rice soup. It has spices in it and is the best soup I have ever had. It is also the first soup I have ever had. I am to be treated like a king until its time to land then I will go back in the box and sleep a while.

Alice what just happened?

November 03, 2020

Alice just laid an giant silver egg and is sitting on it now to keep it warm. It will be hatching in a months time if it is fertile. Looks like I,m going to be a daddy. Well maybe. Now I need to get my army ready to take my kingdom back.

Can,t tell where I am anymore.

September 17, 2020

It is so hard being taken out of the box then put back in. I was in a country called China. I like their curries and stir frys. Never realised I was so keen on earth food. Luckily for them I am unarmed and friendly. I am headed to the untied Kingdom. Or was it united Kingdom. Anyway back I am in the box and it has two days and another two to go. Luckily I can sleep through most of it. Must nod off now. This boat makes me sleepy.

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It's dark.

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