Can,t tell where I am anymore.

 It is so hard being taken out of the box then put back in. I was in a country called China. I like their curries and stir frys. Never realised I was so keen on earth food. Luckily for them I am unarmed and friendly. I am headed to the untied Kingdom. Or was it united Kingdom. Anyway back I am in the box and it has two days and another two to go. Luckily I can sleep through most of it. Must nod off now. This boat makes me sleepy.


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