Crash landing on earth.

Greetings earthling future pets of the future king of titiana I have crashed my spaceship that I got for my 18th birthday and landed in an amazon warehouse. Only to be sold to some human as her pet. I was rudely thrown in a box and parcelled up. I am now labelled as dispatched even though I am still alive. I find it very dark and I must snooze a while. Just shut my eyes for five minutes. I will.