Axeo the alien,s blog.

 Scar just flipped Simba on the deck. Simba then kicked Scar off the rock. Simba is the king. Simba has a cub of his own. He has married nala and had kiara. The lion King is a great movie. 

 There's a lot of fighting happening right now. Hyenas and lions are fighting. Simba and Scar are fighting for the crown. I think Simba's been hit with burning embers. He has. Hope he's OK. Oh he is. Get him Simba. Scar killed your dad. 

 Watching Lion King with my pet human. My pet human Lizzie loves this film.  My god there's a stampede. My god. Mufasa. That Scar is evil. Poor Simba. Wish Simba was real so I could have him as a pet. Timon and Pumbaa look great fun. They have him now. 

 They put me in two grey plastic bags then shipped me to Beith North Ayrshire Scotland. I woke up with a high pitched friendly voice saying it's OK. I was being pulled out feet first. I am green and she says I am rather cute. I love her very much. So I live in Beith now. I was very tired after my long journey so listened to the music that my pet human offered me. She fed me hotdogs and pasta for lunch. I ate 8 hotdogs and two helpings of pasta. ( sausages not real dog.)  She's playing you can call me Al. The name is Axeo. I said. She is stroking me. She is very gentle.  She says call me Lizzie. Her name is Elizabeth. 

 Landed in UK and heading to my new home. I will be meeting my human pet soon.  First I will grab some food and eat.  Then I will poop and pee.  Then I will sleep in my box. 

 It seems the chicken soup and being let out the box was a dream. Woke up for real and found myself in an airport. Still in China.  Went back into a deep sleep.  It seems that not only can I type in my sleep. I can also type in the dark. Xray eyes.  I am very hungry now. 

 Luckily the cabin crew let me out the box. Which is good cause I needed to pee and poo. I am eating chicken soup and rice. Or it is better known as chicken and rice soup. It has spices in it and is the best soup I have ever had. It is also the first soup I have ever had. I am to be treated like a king until its time to land then I will go back in the box and sleep a while. 

 It is so hard being taken out of the box then put back in. I was in a country called China. I like their curries and stir frys. Never realised I was so keen on earth food. Luckily for them I am unarmed and friendly. I am headed to the untied Kingdom. Or was it united Kingdom. Anyway back I am in the box and it has two days and another two to go. Luckily I can sleep through most of it. Must nod off now. This boat makes me sleepy.

 It's dark. Very dark. I'm being moved about from pillar to post to mention an earth saying I have heard. I wonder where I am going to. Hope I find out soon. 

Greetings earthling future pets of the future king of titiana I have crashed my spaceship that I got for my 18th birthday and landed in an amazon warehouse. Only to be sold to some human as her pet. I was rudely thrown in a box and parcelled up. I am now labelled as dispatched even though I am still alive. I find it very dark and I must snooze a while. Just shut my eyes for five minutes. I will.