I, m here.

 They put me in two grey plastic bags then shipped me to Beith North Ayrshire Scotland. I woke up with a high pitched friendly voice saying it's OK. I was being pulled out feet first. I am green and she says I am rather cute. I love her very much. So I live in Beith now.

I was very tired after my long journey so listened to the music that my pet human offered me. She fed me hotdogs and pasta for lunch. I ate 8 hotdogs and two helpings of pasta. ( sausages not real dog.) 

She's playing you can call me Al. The name is Axeo. I said. She is stroking me. She is very gentle. 

She says call me Lizzie. Her name is Elizabeth.