Luckily the cabin crew let me out the box. Which is good cause I needed to pee and poo. I am eating chicken soup and rice. Or it is better known as chicken and rice soup. It has spices in it and is the best soup I have ever had. It is also the first soup I have ever had. I am to be treated like a king until its time to land then I will go back in the box and sleep a while.
Greetings earthling future pets of the future king of titiana I have crashed my spaceship that I got for my 18th birthday and landed in an amazon warehouse. Only to be sold to some human as her pet. I was rudely thrown in a box and parcelled up. I am now labelled as dispatched even though I am still alive. I find it very dark and I must snooze a while. Just shut my eyes for five minutes. I will.
The spaceship crashed. They are all dead except Alice and my father. We pulled Alice unharmed out of the wreckage. My father was badly hurt. He is going to die. I never expected to become king like this. My father has sighed and... I don't think he's breathing anymore. Alice has tears in her eyes. I am now the king. I am the king of titiana. I am king axeo the 75th of titiana. And I am bloody (earth swear word.) terrified.
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